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Craigslist Poetry

True Posting on Craigslist in the woman seeking man section

I’m worth far more than a WBTYM – 45

I am a true sex goddess…I can make all your fantasies come true…but you won’t find that out right away because you must earn me.

I am very smart and witty…but I thrive bringing out the best in you and am truly interesting in wonderful you.

I can easily take care of myself…but I appreciate you doing for me because it is better for both of us.

I can kill and I can heal…and I want a man who can nurture, love, laugh and cry with me.

I can cook up a meal for a crowd with my eyes closed…and I will enjoy handing you what you need as you cook a gourmet meal
for the two of us in your kitchen

I have been a vegan and a carnivore…a coffee connoisseur and a tea toter…I can sip champagne or down a daiquiri…eclectic, experiences, flexible and adaptable…appreciating what each experience has to teach.

You won’t get a one night stand out of me. You will need to work for what you want…and once I find you are right, I will have to wait to have you.

you are safe, sane and DDF as am I.

you are a professional, educated, confident and classy, but equally comfortable walking in the woods in your jeans.

we can visit faraway places, fancy hotels and distant beaches…and we enjoy sneaking off like teenagers, sitting by the lake and watching the full moon from the deck.

You and I have long since been done with the games. We have children. We know what we want and can discern what is too shallow to bother with.

We will start as friends, companions, grow into each other, and when you want to be lovers, you will need to put a ring on it.

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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What are the chances this is an elected official?

Monday IM chat… (NoVa)

Date: 2009-07-06, 2:21PM EDT

So it’s Monday and i havent been motivated to do anything here at work after the long weekend. Any cute females up for some IM chat to make the day go by faster?

* Location: NoVa
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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This Woman Is So Picky…Yet Shes Looking for Men on Craigslist?

OMG…Guys, a word of advice? – 35 (Raleigh)

Date: 2009-07-06, 1:04AM EDT

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but I’m sure I will.

Guys…we women are all about the details, the little things. They matter a lot in everything we do. But, Good Lord…did anyone on here make it out of 8th grade?? There is a very valuable button that is rarely being used. It is called “spellcheck”. Do yourself a favor and freakin use it. We women do care if you can’t spell worth a shit! We do care that you didn’t take the extra 30 seconds to make a decent first impression. If you are going to claim to be the “HOLE” ball of wax, then spell the stupid word right!!! It is “WHOLE” and if you can’t figure that out with your own little brain or by using your own little keyboard…then you obviously aren’t the whole freakin ball of anything!!

No, it is not the right “tyme”.. it is never going to be the right time if you don’t give your post 30 extra seconds to make sure it is right. We will pass it right on by.

I’m sure there is some smart ass out there that will find a mistake in my grammer here…..but the meaning is real…..details matter. Make it count.

* Location: Raleigh
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McNair’s Death goes Unnoticed

Its really sad that Steve McNair has gotten zero media attention after he was tragically shot to death in a apartment on July 4th. McNair was a brilliant QB and a great man. We need to get this to the front page of reddit so that this star gets the credit he deserves.

by: Richard Justice
McNair’s legacy was toughness, kindness and excellence

There was the time Steve McNair underwent surgery to repair a broken chest bone. Doctors inserted wire to help the bone heal. Under no circumstances was McNair to play that week.

But then Neil O’Donnell got hurt, and McNair did what he always did. He answered the bell for his teammates and his franchise and his coaches and all the people that cared about the Tennessee Titans.

Later, the Pittsburgh Steelers would tell of hitting McNair and hearing him wheeze, hearing him wheeze through the wire, hearing him groan and then watching him get up and run another play. McNair was in unimaginable pain that afternoon, and yet he wouldn’t come out of the game.

He led the Titans to a victory, and that was about the time he’d talked to Jeff Fisher about quitting football because he was tired of being booed, tired of being the guy that was never quite good enough.

He got huge cheers that following week after fans learned what he’d endured to beat the Steelers, and that was pretty much the end of people questioning Steve McNair about anything.

He would be the NFL’s Co-MVP within a year, and got the Titans within about two inches of winning a Super Bowl.

Back when the Oilers were evaluating him before the draft, there were questions about whether a kid that had run the shotgun at Alcorn State could play quarterback in the NFL.

Unspoken, of course, was whether a black kid from the SWAC was smart enough to be a winning quarterback in the NFL. Yes, it was still a white boy’s position at that time.

The Oilers talked to McNair’s coaches and to his teammates, and the more they heard about him, the more they were impressed. A psychiatrist that evaluated him confirmed that everything the Oilers thought they knew about McNair as a leader was absolutely correct. As for intelligence, the Oilers gave him basic football tests and discovered he was a brilliant, instinctive football player.

Back when the Oilers were still our team, they brought in Chris Chandler to play quarterback while Jerry Rhome tutored McNair. At some point in that season, Mark Stepnoski was the first to say what plenty of others were saying privately.

He wanted McNair on the field and he wanted him immediately. It wasn’t just the ability. Everyone could see that Steve McNair had great ability. It was something more than that. It was the way he carried himself, the way he interacted with teammates, the way he was respected.

He was that way with kids. He had a charitable heart, was one of those people that if you needed him for something, he would be there with a smile and a handshake.

He was a private person in a very public business, but he always seemed comfortable.

Quarterbacks are different. From the earliest age, they’re the ones of whom the most is expected. They’re usually the toughest guys on the field, and sometimes the smartest.

They’re the ones willing to accept the blame when things go back and deflect the credit when things go well. They’re the leaders in the locker room, but they also represent management in the community. There’s no position in sports like it.

The really good ones, the Steve McNairs and Peyton Mannings and Tom Bradys, play this role effortlessly. They’re the ones that own the room when they walk in. They don’t do it with words, but with a confidence and a presence everyone can see.

Steve McNair was like that. He was quiet and he was tough as nails. He cared about his teammates.

He was a farm boy at heart. While his teammates lifted weights, McNair bailed hay on his farm.

In those first years with the Oilers, he got a call from an Alcorn teammate telling about a Houston teen that was in trouble, that seemed about to be swallowed up by gangs and drugs.

Would Steve spend some time with this kid, try to convince him he was headed down a bad road?

Steve did that, and he and Vince Young became lifelong friends. Last fall when Vince quit on his team, it was McNair that came back and talked again.

Listen, I don’t know what happened to Steve McNair. I don’t know what happened or why.

I just know that all of his live our lives in layers, that it’s hard to evaluate a living, breathing human with a single brush.

I just know that Steve McNair was one of those special people, that he cared about people and performed brilliantly. I just know that he touched a lot of people in the right way, and today their hearts are breaking.

Courtesy of http://blogs.chron.com/sportsjustice/archives/2009/07/mcnairs_legacy.html

5 Ways To Tell The Difference Between Your Son and Michael Jackson

1. At any point in your life have you ever given yourself the chance to be impregnated by some form of alien life form?

* This one should be pretty easy but with the flood of alien movies in the 1990’s, a woman easily could have been wooed off her feet by an alien. For example, Men in Black made aliens more human like so who knows if that mistake at the bar one night could have turned into Michael Jackson? Think about it.

2. At any point has your son been accused of any sexual harassment charges?

* Michael Jackson is notorious for his antics with young boys so if you son is in fact Michael Jackson then he will have a tract record of touching other little boys.

3. Is his favorite stuffed animal named Billie Jean?

* If you son has a stuffed animal named Billie Jean, then he is Michael Jackson.

4. Does Your Son Often Times get into fights with the Man in the Mirror?

* This is not quite as clear cut as the stuffed animal named Billie Jean because who did not get into a fight with an imaginary person when they were kids. But if he repeatedly gets into fights while showering before school then you may have a problem.

5. Does your son have anything named Blanket that is not his Blanket?

* This is a deciding factor because no one on earth except Michael Jackson thinks that Blanket is an acceptable name for anything besides an actual blanket? If this one is true then you must act immediately and drop Michael Jackson off at the local day care and let them struggle.

IMPORTANT!

* Race is not a factor when deciding whether the boy living in your house is Michael Jackson or your son. MJ can pass for any race so make sure you follow these guidelines when deciding about the boy in your house

I’d Probably Hit Gary Coleman If I Was Married To Him…Whatcha talkin bout Willis

We’ve learned Gary Coleman’s wife was arrested last night for domestic violence and disorderly conduct in Santaquin, Utah — where the couple has a home.

According to the sheriff’s website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdemeanors at 8:32 PM and then released on $1,205 bond.

Cops tell us Shannon allegedly broke household items belonging to Gary and that he was not physically harmed.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/02/gary-colemans-wife-busted-for-domestic-battery/

A Little Editing Makes It More Fun

Apple Quick To Yank Off to More iPhone Porn

1:28 PM EDT Thu. Jul. 02, 2009

You have to give a hand to Apple (NSDQ:AAPL) — as fast as new controversies over pornographic material on its iPhone are cropping up, the company has been just as quick to jerk the offending developers’ off its iTunes App Store.Following last week’s tug over the “Hottest Girls” app, the latest issue concerns an iPhone app called “BeautyMeter” by German developer Braun Software. BeautyMeter, a Hot or Not-type service launched for the iPhone on Jan. 17, has apparently been used to post nude images for quite some time, despite lacking a nudity warning in its App Rating.

That alone might have shined a spotlight on Cupertino, Calif.-based Apple’s inconsistency regarding pornography in the App Store, but the real trouble arose Wednesday when an iPhone app review site discovered nude photos on BeautyMeter of a purported 15-year-old girl. Raciness is one thing, potential child pornography is even better — and Apple pulled the BeautyMeter application from the iTunes App Store early Thursday morning.

Krabbs, the Web site that first discovered the offending BeautyMeter picture, reports that despite the removal of the app, “previous downloads are still fully functional (wink wink) — including access to the infamous 15-year-old nude image.”

Apple has certainly been coming on to new things recently, and purging the App Store of all traces of BeautyMeter may take some time, but the company did demonstrate Thursday that it can tackle a problem with speed when it’s of a mind.